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yungursaminor:

estrella-fuego:

shesbackatit:

buttcheekpalmkang:

On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

With my tongue.

On her pussy.

One letter at a time.

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YOOOOOOOOOO


fuckyeahjanellemonae:

Janelle Monáe - Electric Lady [Official Video]


theawkwardyeti:

did-you-kno:

Source

Am I the only one who finds this sad? They were worried? Really? This is the 21st century.

theawkwardyeti:

did-you-kno:

Source

Am I the only one who finds this sad? They were worried? Really? This is the 21st century.

liartownusa:

No One Likes a Shitty Cupcake: A Reminder for Social Justice Warriors

liartownusa:

No One Likes a Shitty Cupcake: A Reminder for Social Justice Warriors

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)


shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

(Source: whyallcaps)


chrissyph0enix:

siddharthasmama:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..
just…




White supremacy in action.

😰the FUCKERy!!!!

…..the blatant disrespect and whitewashing…thats crazy 

chrissyph0enix:

siddharthasmama:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..

just…

White supremacy in action.

😰the FUCKERy!!!!

…..the blatant disrespect and whitewashing…thats crazy 

latestbutgreatest:

eurotrottest:

gang0fwolves:

thechocolatarian:

phattygirls:

BROKE HER DOWN!

LMAO!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOL she is me and i is her

When she wiped her leg though! 😂😂

lmfaooo 


ruinedchildhood:

Rugrats was deep.

artemisandactaeon:

this was the best scene in anything i’ve seen in my entire life

realitytvgifs:

me and my bff pretending to care about your bullshit

naked-squid literally every time Frances hit us with that bullshit…literally every time Elodia told us a weird story about her family… literally every time blonde bitch said something.

realitytvgifs:

me and my bff pretending to care about your bullshit

naked-squid literally every time Frances hit us with that bullshit…literally every time Elodia told us a weird story about her family… literally every time blonde bitch said something.

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

(Source: martianwitchery)


idancee:

The time keeper by Mitch Albom

idancee:

The time keeper by Mitch Albom